Silly Texas man who likes Star Trek, Batman, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and 50s schlock. I'm also a big fan of Bettie Page, Elvis, old Hollywood glamour, and most retro. I'm easily distracted by bright shiny things. Or boobs. Or bright shiny boobs.

 

wonderfulkindofday:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

What’s his Vine screenname so I can follow the shit out of him

(Source: thebachelorsparty)

vinebox:

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the-abc-cafe:

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

welcome to Canada


"wtf is hoth…" omg "uncultured potato" lmao

the-abc-cafe:

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

welcome to Canada

"wtf is hoth…" omg "uncultured potato" lmao

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

luvfuxus:

skydark:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

These were hilarious

(Source: deanwincherter)