Silly Texas man who likes Star Trek, Batman, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and 50s schlock. I'm also a big fan of Bettie Page, Elvis, old Hollywood glamour, and most retro. I'm easily distracted by bright shiny things. Or boobs. Or bright shiny boobs.



one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

I can’t beleive I haven’t heard this before tonight. I shit you not I had a redneck friend who “learned secret judo shit in the army man” and couldn’t show me any of it because it was secret. He could be called back into the army any time because so few people were taught the secret judo shit. He’s probably doing black ops in Ukraine now..


"We’ve only been married six weeks… we have to give it a chance, I guess!"

You’ve got a real winner there, Beth. Teen-Age Love #83 (1972)