Silly Texas man who likes Star Trek, Batman, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and 50s schlock. I'm also a big fan of Bettie Page, Elvis, old Hollywood glamor, and most retro. I'm easily distracted by bright shiny things. Or boobs. Or bright shiny boobs.

 

thefrogman:

Who’s the carbon steel investigation robot that’s programmed with 5,000 sexual techniques guaranteed to please all the chicks?

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.
Who is the driod that would risk his vital circuitry for his compatible counterparts?

CAN YOU DIG IT?
Who’s the cybernetic feline that won’t malfunction when there’s danger all about?

RIGHT ON.
You see this cat Mechanical Shaft is a bad mother—

I’M ONLY TALKING BOUT SHAFT.

He’s got a complicated 128 bit encrypted operating system but no one understands him but his female cybernetic translation matrix.

thefrogman:

Who’s the carbon steel investigation robot that’s programmed with 5,000 sexual techniques guaranteed to please all the chicks?

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.

Who is the driod that would risk his vital circuitry for his compatible counterparts?

CAN YOU DIG IT?

Who’s the cybernetic feline that won’t malfunction when there’s danger all about?

RIGHT ON.

You see this cat Mechanical Shaft is a bad mother—

I’M ONLY TALKING BOUT SHAFT.

He’s got a complicated 128 bit encrypted operating system but no one understands him but his female cybernetic translation matrix.