Silly Texas man who likes Star Trek, Batman, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and 50s schlock. I'm also a big fan of Bettie Page, Elvis, old Hollywood glamor, and most retro. I'm easily distracted by bright shiny things. Or boobs. Or bright shiny boobs.

 

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma)

sourcedumal:

nowhitesnomasc:

jesus—walks:

angryasiangirlsunited:

This video is by an Australian comedy group called Legally Brown. They have a lot of hilarious videos that reenact what it would be like if white people were the oppressed ones. This one is probably my favorite.

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY WHEN THEY GET MAD

LMFAOOOO they even put the coffee thing in there!!!

'Gimme a soy latte!!!'

"Goddammit, Tough! City Hall’s up my ass because you barged in there in a horse and buggy, you choked a man with your corset, and then you took a three-hour break for tea! This anachronistic behaviour has to stop!"

Tough Justice with Michelle Dockery (x)

(Source: cersei)

centipedophile:

chomokh:

still the best thing to come out of Australia

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD I LOVE AUSTRALIA 

LOL “that’s racist you squinty eyed fuck” LOLOLOL

(Source: jsppred90)