Silly Texas man who likes Star Trek, Batman, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and 50s schlock. I'm also a big fan of Bettie Page, Elvis, old Hollywood glamor, and most retro. I'm easily distracted by bright shiny things. Or boobs. Or bright shiny boobs.

 

I’m flattered but my a’s went untouched last night…

I’m flattered but my a’s went untouched last night…

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 Children’s Worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine

This is fucking incredible 

Can we talk about how the cubes on the last pic spell “Daddy no”

I remember the release of the last image, a few some odd years ago, on DA. It caused quite a rabble, the artist explaining that not all monsters are from a child’s imagination.

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people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.

holy shitttttt this is amazing

Dude the strength she has to be able to do this… Wow

Can we all just appreciate that shes doing all this in heals too..? I can hardly walk in those bastards!

videos like this are exactly why im starting this. fucking the strength she has!

Do you. To all the dancers out there: make that money.

Take my money.

So crazy! One of my best gal pals is super into Pole and she blows my mind.

Amazing!

Holy fucking shit!

She is defying the laws of physics. MAD respect for anyone who can do this shit. Id get so dizzy and bust my ass so hard if I tried ANY of that

(Source: stripstripsugar)